Rebranding Failures

FedUp LogoYou don’t own your brand.

This is something that a lot of companies forget. You see, branding is meant to appeal to people on a primeval level. Modern corporations use brands and logos the way feudal lords once used banners and shields. Once you’ve hooked someone into your “tribe”, you’ve got a loyal customer for life. However, these loyal customers demand something in return. By treating them like members of the tribe, you make them stakeholders in the brand identity. When you mess with that identity, you risk angering the members of your tribe.

One of the most recent examples of this is the Netflix/Qwikster rebranding. What makes this such a fiasco is that Netflix is deliberately creating a failing company. When they say that their old business model of mailing discs is dead, then spin that “dead” business off into a separate company with none of the Netflix branding, they are by extension insulting their customers. People who have known and loved the Netflix disc-mailing service for years now feel like fools for signing up with the service in the first place.
Next: The Perils of College Branding

Keeping It Weird in Austin, Texas

Deep in the heart of Texas lies a city called Austin. Austin is known for a lot of things: it’s the state capital, it’s the home of the University of Texas, it’s the host of the SXSW and Austin City Limits festivals. But more than anything, Austin is known for being unique, even “weird”. Their unofficial slogan is “Keep Austin Weird”, and Austinites take this to heart by supporting local businesses and eclectic bars. It’s a great city to visit, so I made sure to take lots of photos.

We stayed at the historic Driskill Hotel, right off of Sixth Street.

This is the head of one of Jesse Driskill’s two sons, I’m not sure which one. I took it from the street. Yes, my zoom is that awesome.

No Texas hotel would be complete without a stuffed Longhorn on the wall.

Next: Giant nose-hair clippers

The Dark Ages of Apple

I was a Mac user back in the Dark Ages of Apple, when the company was as adrift as a rudderless ship in the Bermuda Triangle. But while the company was plagued by mismanagement and infighting, it still managed to come up with some pretty interesting ideas. Apple in the 1990s had some bright, creative minds working for it, but the company lacked the vision and focus to implement anything effectively. With that in mind, let us look at some of the more interesting innovations of interregnum Apple.

Newton

Apple’s most successful failure, the Newton, was the great granddaddy of the iPhone. The problem with the Newton was that the technology did not exist to make it work. The thing was a brick, with the MessagePad 200 weighing in at four times the weight of the iPhone 4. Then there was the highly-touted handwriting recognition, a feature  that simply did not work. It still doesn’t. If Jobs had created the Newton back them, he probably would have left that “feature” out. Doing so might have even allowed him to make the device simpler and smaller. Therein lies the genius of Steve Jobs. Like Hemingway, Jobs knows what you leave out is as important as what you put in.
Next: At Ease, Soldier

Four Minutes Fast

Big BenI have a superpower, but my superpower sucks. My power? I can see into the future. The reason it sucks? I can only see the next four minutes. I know that still sounds impressive, but it’s really not. To find out why, let’s go back to the beginning.

It all started back in ninety-four. I was a lab assistant at a military installation in Nevada. Not Area 51. Area 51 doesn’t exist, and even if it did, I’d deny having worked there. But anyway, I was fresh out of basic training, working at a much higher clearance than most people my age. At the age of twenty-three, I had a PhD and two silver bars on my sleeve, but I still spent half my day cleaning test tubes. So when Gen. Butler offered me the chance to participate in a human research experiment, I jumped at the opportunity.

Throughout the Cold War, the military had been working on ways to use psychics to gather intelligence. Such “remote viewing” experiments are well-known even in the civilian world. Well, behind closed doors, the research was a lot more advanced. This group of researchers were trying to create psychic powers in someone who did not already have them.
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Royal Gorge: the Grand Canyon of the Arkansas River

As far as ravines go, the Grand Canyon gets all the attention, but there are plenty of other amazing canyons out there. One of the most impressive is Royal Gorge, just outside Cañon City, Colorado. I went there in 2010 and snapped these photos.

The Royal Gorge Bridge was the highest bridge in the world from 1929 to 2003.

This is the platform from which we boarded the cable car. It really does look this precipitous in real life, too.

This photo really shows how high the bridge is and how deep the canyon goes.

Next: A swingset for people not afraid of heights

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